Vain Vain Baby

Do you have a child who is vain and expect you to be the same?

Takes off my glasses and leaving me squinting my eyes

 watching the tv or finding my way around the house

Refuse to wear sunshades appropriate for her age

Instead, conquer mine

Does not allow (not all the time) me to wear

my comfy housedress at home

Usually prefers me to be in tshirt or some fancy tops with jeans

or sometimes, dress.  

Yeah right! Dress! Pfft!

Worst - She will whine and whine whenever she see me 

tied up my hair in ponytail!

 

Nope, no tucking hair behind my ears too either.

The boss says "Mummy, not behind ears. You must have long hair!"

Sweetie, if THIS is how you want Mommy to look like every single day,

while chasing after you, picking up toys, feeding you, cooking, cleaning 

and trying to stay sane,

I am sorry sweetie, you would need to wish harder.

So, am I alone with all these ridiculous demands? 

 Or do you have a child who have thinks the same as Isabelle?